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Santa Claus Inc. is the world's longest running manufacturing plant in the history of the world. Many of the Business School Professors and Authors visit me and want to know my secret strategies which have kept our products so much in demand.

I tell them a few secrets. 1. We love what we do. We are a happy team of elves, reindeers and Mom and Pop owners. There is no other business we would rather be in.

2. We have not swung backward and forward with the latest business ideologies like - downsizing, Total Quality Management. What is Quality. I would hope that every business is Quality - so by saying that we are quality how does that differentiate us?

3. We believe in our products and know that they have more than just a price on them. They are gifts and it is the magic of giving which has kept us afloat for centuries.

I have been asked to list Santa Claus Inc. on Wall Street. No, I think everybody in the world already owns shares in this operation - if they want to believe. I can see your share certificate now. You own 10, 000 shares in Santa Claus Inc. We are the only listing on the Stock Market of the North Pole.